I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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