Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
It's shark week go big or go home
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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