what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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