i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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