but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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