its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
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there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
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he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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