Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
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