cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
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I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
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It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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