idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
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yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
It's never too late to be topless.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
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I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
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