oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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