I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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