It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
That accounts for only three of the penises
this is an emotional support booty call
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
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