do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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