You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
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coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
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He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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