I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
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Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
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I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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