I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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