its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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