he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
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its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
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Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I pour the whiskey from now on
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
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i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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