10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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