Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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