is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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