wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
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All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
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All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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