Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
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I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
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In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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