She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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