About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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