he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
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Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
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I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
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