bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
