these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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