I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
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A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
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someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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