Your dad touched me again.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
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That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
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I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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