bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
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Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
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I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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