No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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