Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
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No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
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well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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