I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
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Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
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Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
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