I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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