There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Randomize
