Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I smell like Dick and happiness
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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