i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
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Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
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I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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