found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
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All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
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He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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