dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
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I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
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I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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