i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
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that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
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i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I love you. Go after that dick
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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