I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
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ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
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Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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