So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
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