all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
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bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
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He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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