I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I want a musical about memes.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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