I feel like abortions should bother me more
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
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Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
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tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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