I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
