"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
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I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
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How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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