dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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