So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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