She announced her abortion via fbk
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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