I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
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giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
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you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
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