i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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